😷 Make your own hand sanitizer. (see instructions below)

📚 Rearrange your bookshelves! Arrange them by size...then by color...then alphabetically by author's last name...then by title...

📖 Actually read a handful of titles from that leaning tower of TBRs that's been threatening to fall over and crush your children, and that your husband has been complaining about for years.

🍿 Binge-watch every season of {insert show of your choice} or catch up on the other movies and TV shows you've been meaning to see.  (Note: I wholeheartedly recommend Seasons 1 and 2 of Trial & Error for 1001 deep belly laughs.😂  Also check out an entire list of "A Few of My Favorite Things" on my website for more great television and movie ideas.)

🧟‍♂️ Re-watch The Walking Dead from the very beginning, as well as every other zombie/apocalypse/outbreak movie or television show you can think of as a Survival Tips refresher.

👌 Teach yourself sign language.

✍️ Begin journaling.  Better yet, start a Gratitude Journal. (There’s no better time to count your blessings than when you’re feeling blessing-deprived!)

🌄 Put together the 10,000-piece puzzle your grandchildren gave you for Christmas a few years ago.

🎨 Take up painting with watercolors...or paint-by-numbers, if you're artistically stunted like Yours Truly.🤪

🧘🏽‍♀️ Find your Zen with yoga or Tai Chi, breathing exercises or self-hypnosis recordings.

🛒🛍 Do some online shopping or even online "window" shopping. (Actual orders may take longer to arrive, but the thrill of the buy is still there. And just think of how much you'll be stimulating the economy!💲😋)

🥫 Remove the labels from all of your canned goods. Play "Guess the Contents" with the kids.

❓ Using those unlabeled cans, as well as other items from the cupboards/pantry/freezer that have been there for a decade or so, prepare Mystery Meals/Surprise Suppers for the fam.🍽 (Remember: expiration dates are for sissies, and we are dealing with End of Days conditions here.)

📝 Plan all the things you want to do as soon as it's safe to go out again: shop for toilet paper, re-stock the wine cellar, get your hair cut/colored...

And...as a Last Resort ONLY...

🏠 Clean the house from top to bottom...or at least top to bottom-ish.

~or~

🚴🏽‍♀️ Begin a new exercise routine in an attempt to finally get in shape, maybe take a step toward your Summer Body...even though we probably won't be spending much time at the beach this year.👙 (Note: Personally, I've begun working on next Winter's body already, but that's nobody's business but my own.🐻😝)

Again, you don't get the coronavirus by drinking our beer! Coronavirus symptoms include fever, runny nose, and coughing. Symptoms of drinking Corona include gagging, craving Taco Bell, and waking up next to someone you wish you wouldn't have.

~@Corona on Twitter

Will the Coronavirus cause me to cancel plans?    YES

Was I probably going to cancel those plans, anyway?   Also YES

I have a 24-pack of Angel Soft toilet tissue.

Looking to swap for four-bedroom, two-bathroom home on one acre or more.

I don't mean to brag, but I've been avoiding people since long before Coronavirus.

Breaking News:  Due to the Coronavirus, all gym-related activities have been suspended indefinitely. Therefore, my summer body has been postponed until 2021. Thank you all for your patience.

Catching Coronavirus may be my last chance to claim I've got royal blood in my veins.

@HeidiBetts on Twitter

This may be how we all die...the Crown Plague.

~Madame Mommy Dearest