It all ended on her last day off. She died on January 17th 2024, as she was popping to Tesco Extra to get some bread for dinner, and a bag of Maltesers for the film she and Mr Shambles planned to watch tonight. She was a detective sergeant in the Major Crime Unit in Leeds.
The police investigation into her death revealed no mysterious circumstances; there was no big-time villain trying to silence her, no small-time thug after her purse. It seemed, with fingertips almost touching the door handle of her Mini Cooper, she slipped on ice, fell backwards and smacked her head into the kerb – just like a one-punch kill, really.
There she was, cooling on the pavement after a very turbulent, never boring, fifty-two years at a constant thirty-seven degrees. There wasn’t even any blood. Her head hadn’t split open, but the bag of Maltesers had, and they all rolled away into the gutter.
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