“Okay, I think this conversation has definitely taken a weird and revealing turn that I did not expect. Just pretend like you didn’t get this much of an inside look into my failed dating life.”
I needed to stop talking.
Just stop saying stupid things, Nash.
So to shut myself up, I closed the passenger door and walked around the back of my car to climb in the driver’s side.
After buckling in, I sat up straight and tried to appear more confident as I said, “In case it wasn’t obvious already, I’m totally a Casanova in real life. It’s just these peasant clothes that are making me want to seem more relatable.”
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