Anyhoo, as the three of them were scrounging large portions of lunch from us, leaving us hungry, like Oliver Twist, I now make them tiny pieces of wholemeal bread spread with butter—President Spreadable, no less!
They love it. The other day, when my conscience got the better of me and I served them seeds instead, they turned their beaks up and stared at me as if to say, 'What rubbish are you palming us off with?'. The magpies flew into their favourite tree to wait until I returned from the kitchen, but the robin stayed put until I procured his favoured dish from the menu.
I nearly asked what wine they required with their meal.
Anyhoo, on with the bargains I have for you which the magpies and robin urge you to swoop upon 'while they are cheep.'...
The following two magical books are reduced for a few days. Unfortunately, these offers are only available on Amazon UK and USA - Amazon's rule for countdown deals, but I apologise for any disappointment. They are also available via Kindle Unlimited...
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