The Spark City Special


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Greetings from my cage...

Big upselling news incoming about Spark City at 99 cent!!!!

But first, my name is Robert J Power and I am the bestselling author of the smash hit book Spark City. Remember? The one with the Alpha guy and gal getting in arguments and shit. Waving their swords all over the place. Oh, you know, you liked it. Now that you have remembered why you signed up to this email, you have even less reason to unsub than normal. Now un-subbing because you can't be bothered with my rambling shit? Well that’s fair enough.

Anyway, they happily informed me I am not allowed to jest much in this email. In fact, this is the third email they’ve sent back today. Bastards. Making me do extra work. Ugh. Fine.

To business, so.

There is a massive reduction on the Spark City eBook happening for the next few days. For the shamefully low price of 99c or 99p you can claim book one in the series. That’s right. It’s a fuken steal and I’m making near nothing off every sale and I hate it, and it makes me sick, but they told me I should do it.

BUT WAIT!!!! There’s more. Why stop with cheating me out of my hard earned cash, when it can be a far grander affair. You can now finally convince your family and friends (who you have no doubt been telling for the past three years) to buy the book at this low price also. They’ve said there will be Facebook links for you to share. Or something. Around here I think. I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention to what they were telling me. Anyway, it’s a ridiculously low price. Go buy it now!!! Or buy it a second time. Just give me money. Please.

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Second, the release date for The Outcasts audiobook is nearly upon us. In case you’ve forgotten to pre-order it, here’s a link. It is out February 8th. You know what, I’m sure this has probably been said online a thousand times already, but I really hate that February has that fuken silent ninja R hiding in there. It just seems like a dickhead move to catch us out. Couldn’t even settle on a proper number even. Fuk you, February, you arrogant bollox.

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That’s pretty much it. No update on Actions of Gods. I’m writing it. It’s a monster. It’s a lot of work. It’ll be a while. I think it'll be good. Maybe even the best. Who knows???

Special shout out to a few of you who have been sharing their love for Spark online more recently. Oh guys, you’ve no idea how much a little love helps my street cred, my pitiful bank balance and um…puts the book in the hands of appreciative readers etc. Really, you guys are amazing!

Right, these fuks will be happy I kept my email under 500 words, and kept the jokes to a minimum.

Take care, stay healthy folks.

Look after yourselves and each other.

Robert J Power, author of The Seven which made everyone cry and The Crimson Hunters which made everyone laugh. And of course, The Little Book of Lies which coined the phrase “Fake News.” (You are welcome.)

Also Zim Zam too.

540 words and counting losers!!!!

I will not conform.

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Robert J Power

PM39396, Unit C1, North City Business Park, North Road, Dublin 11
Ireland

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