This phone call originated from somebody who saw my work on Deviant Art or Digital Webbing. He introduced himself, kept inserting 'hey buddy' when addressing me and then pointed me in the direction of his Big Massive Project.
He paid this guy to write up his story in a 125-page screenplay. The movie was taking a while (he had investors) so he wanted really quickly to turn this into a comic book to get the ball rolling, eventually to make his story into a movie. Okay so good so far. I gave him a quote on what per page it would cost and assumed he would get sticker shock and not talk to me again.
On the contrary he called me again the next week and wanted lots and lots of pages made. It all centered on a character similar to him who was going to upset the 'system' and wreak havoc and topple Corporate culture and the Government. He described him as very like Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad. I was a huge fan of that show, so I was in.
But then I read the screenplay. Oh my God. The main character, while mirroring my client in every detail didn't resemble Pinkman at all. How bad was it? Imagine a talented young man who wrote music on the side would start writing. Imagine also that he felt himself extremely attractive and desirable, worshiped by thousands. The screenplay started off with his character on graduation night in High School wandering through the parking lot being asked to ride in a car with four attractive women who want to sleep with him. He refuses, instead wandering through the forest. He has an imaginary 'concert' there in front of thousands of future fans cheering mightily to his songs.
It has him upsetting the 'System' run by 'The Man' by... ... feeding the parking meters (I'm not kidding). Later it goes on with him running for (and winning) a Senate seat. The last 20 or so pages have him becoming President.
Needless to say, I skim-read the screenplay. I could only take so much.
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