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Yo ,
So, Hurricane Debby Downer blew through and left chaos in Florida, but get this — the funniest headline of the week?
A cool $1 million in cocaine just washed up at a beach in the Florida Keys after the storm. Finders keepers, right? Just kidding, stay clean, gents.
Now here’s the kicker – drug trafficking has got the sharks wired now.
So first, we’ve had cocaine bears, and now we’ve got cocaine sharks? That’s f***ing wild. Could they be like Jaws?
No one knows what happens when they’re high, but I’m steering clear of the water for now, just in case. 🦈
Stay safe out there,
Sam
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