Billy Ray Does Ramsay!

July 8, 2026

🌟 This Week's Special Guest 🌟

Proper Italian in the Heart of Danville!

An Italian restaurant doing a Margherita pizza — tomato, mozzarella, parmesan, olive oil, basil — twenty-two dollars. I walked in expecting the worst and what I found was BRILLIANT. Fresh. Simple. Properly executed. That is the mark of a kitchen that actually knows what it's doing. People speak highly of this place and for once — they are RIGHT. Click through for the full reveal!

🥩 Wagyu Boneless Short Rib — $48.95
The tenderest, most flavorful cut of beef in this county and they put it on the SPECIALS menu. Do you understand what that means?! They post daily specials on their website — CHECK IT. And when you see Beef Wellington up there — DROP EVERYTHING. That is a PROPER kitchen.

🦀 Crab Louie — $28
Iceberg, avocado, cherry tomatoes, hard-boiled egg, asparagus, cucumber, Louie dressing — twenty-eight dollars. On the MARINA PATIO watching boats while you eat fresh seafood? That is not lunch, darling — that is a LIFESTYLE. RIGHT! BRILLIANT!

🐟 Fish & Chips — $15
Battered Atlantic Cod, tartar sauce, fries, coleslaw — fifteen dollars. FIFTEEN! I said "How are you doing this at fifteen dollars?" They said "We just care about the food." I said — "FINALLY. Someone who actually GETS IT!"

🦀 Crab Enchiladas — $24.60
REAL crab. I said "Is this real crab?" They said "Trust the menu!" At twenty-four sixty with sour cream and onions — this is NOT imitation anything. And mariachi Thursday at 6pm? Papaya margaritas? I said "This place is absolutely MENTAL" — and I mean that as the highest possible compliment.

⚽ 3 Card Poker, Hold'em, $5 Blackjack — Daily
Twenty-two HDTVs with the WORLD CUP. Hot spot lottery, scratchers, shuffleboard, pool. I said "Is this heaven?" They said "No, it's Antioch." I said — "BRILLIANT."

Please gamble responsibly. Problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER.

🗳️ Who hosts Good Eats next week? You decide — see the full lineup and cast your vote on the reveal page.