I don't make the rules.
Bobby: Okay, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. Give me an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast -- no butter, no mayonnaise, no lettuce -- and a cup of coffee. Waitress: One Number Two, and a chicken sal san -- hold the butter, the mayo, the lettuce -- and a cup ofcoffee... Anything else? Bobby: Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, charge me for the sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules. Waitress: (challenging him) You want me to hold the chicken. Bobby: Yeah. I want you to hold it between your knees.
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