In my last newsletter, I mentioned we'd gotten a female African Grey Parrot named Jason. Well, Jason's vocabulary has gotten a recent upgrade. The eff word is now a common part of his daily diatribes.
About a week ago, my wife was walking by Jason's perch (she also makes other sounds - I mean Jason, not my wife - such as belching, yawning, snoring, ... the list is endless) and she make's a loud farting sound. My wife replied, "Excuse you!," to which Jason fired back a hearty, "F*** You!" As my wife laughed her ass off, Jason cracked herself up right along with her! There is never a dull moment with this bird!