Naughty Christmas Jokes
1. Why does Santa always come through the chimney?Because he knows better than to try the back door.
2. What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?Their balls are justĀ ornamental.
3. What doĀ a train setĀ and your wifeās boobs have in common? They were both made for kids but dadsĀ canāt help playing with them.
4. You know, thatās not a candy cane in my pocketā¦Iām just THAT happy to see you.
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