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While I very much enjoy ebooks, video games, streaming shows, and all things electronic.  I have a soft spot for media composed of actual molecules, Blu-ray disks, actual books, and of note for this topic, magazines.

I think magazines are among the top ways to consume news on broad or niche topics.  And one of my all-time favorites suddenly ceased publication last month.

Game Informer.

I loved their in-depth articles and previews.  GI reminded me of Electronic Gaming Monthly in its early-mid 90s heydays.  Reviewers that called out good and bad games.  Long form interviews and feature articles.  The writing was also topnotch.  Accurate and articulate.

My wife, who's not really a gamer, really loved reading Game Informer too.  It was that good.

But the writing, good though it made have been, was also on the wall. 

GameStop published GI.  And the company been circling the drain for a decade with the ongoing transition from physical media.  The meme stock craze from a few years ago has since lost its shine on GME (their stock ticker symbol) and moved on to stupider investment opportunities.

GamesRadar makes an expensive magazine called Edge that I might try out.  But I'm still on the fence with it.  $10 an issue is a bit steep.  If anyone knows of any good video gaming newsletters or other media, please let me know.

In the meantime, let us raise a glass, or a lighter, or a phone screen in a dark room to Game Informer. 

The world may move on.  But I shall remember their excellence in niche journalism.

Dread Corps will never relent.

It is the stateless army of Corsis.  It leverages fleshmancy horrors, staggering mancy, and peerless bleeding edge tech.  But its worst tactical advantage is its mode of transportation.

The Dread Doors.

The transdimensional portals bypass most space-bending buffers and allow for rapid movement of thousands of belligerents to any location.  Their telltale red arches are infamous.

The Dread Door also serves as the non-state organization's insignia on their armor and vehicles.  It's the primary feature on their flag with a field of gold.  A sight that was all-too common on Trojis several decades ago.

Dread Corps waged an enduring campaign of terror on the entire planet realm.  The War of No Hope was notable for its lack of territorial change.  Dread Corps took no land.  It only attacked with overwhelming force and withdrew.  This went on for 50 years.

The fell army ceased their attack because Corsis achieved an opaque set of goals involving spite for Benefactor, the dissolution of the Krians, and the discovery of Vurg's new Arms Master.

But the anxiety remains.  The War of No Hope didn't really end.

It's merely on pause.  Though it may take a new name.

Find out more about Dread Corps's menace starting in Repenter.

I'm still working on setting up a marketing campaign and getting the cover design for The Breakers.  I'm hoping to release it before the end of the year, but the odds are probably about 50-50.

But it'll be released soon.  Just a little less soon.

And I'm plugging away at the Hidden Fronts bonus novel.  I've reached page 71 with about 19,600 words.  So that's 37 pages with around 10,650 words for this month.

Not too bad for a month ish of output.  We'll see if I can dial it up as the months go on.

The tappity tap of words on the page/screen shall continue.

Players of the Game Out of Context Quote of the Month:

Valanis then cracked a smile that brought out a glimmer of the wry woman he knew. “Gath, dear gods. Trim that beard.”

Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime

This video game is about 10 years old, but I'd never encountered it until my recent visit to my cousin. (Hey, Nick!)  He found it on a list of especially good couch co-op games.

And, oh my, is this little indie game a metric ton of fun.

You're part of the League Of Very Empathetic Rescue Spacenauts (LOVERS).  The galactic civilization is powered by love.  But something goes awry.

The forces of Anti-Love tore through the love reactor and scattered its pieces through the cosmos.  And it's up to the LOVERS to recover the components in their Gumball spaceship and save their imprisoned bunny, frog, kitty, and bird fellow citizen along the way.

The Gumball has a bunch of gun, shield, piloting, navigation, and super weapon stations, and your skeleton crew has to displace and operate whatever has the most pressing need.

Communication, job specializing, and improvisation are key to success.  It is a fantastic game where you and your friends fight all manner of goofy baddies while you save cute animals.

We had a blast.

Hundreds of Beavers

This slapstick black-and-white movie from 2022 is both epic and hilarious.

It's mostly silent with grunts and hums and 1920s-style still frame dialogue boxes.

Following a rip-roaring opening drinking song with cartoon patrons, a 19th century applejack seller sees his livelihood destroyed when beavers wreck his two big vats of applejack hard cider.  He must survive in the cold and fight his way through the treacherous winter wasteland.

This sounds serious until you realize the world is basically a live-action Looney Tunes cartoon where all the rabbits, raccoons, dogs, wolves, and beavers are all guys in mascot costumes.

The quest to rebuild the main character's life is full of goofy and over-the-top humor, but you really get a sense of progression as he claws his way back from starvation and shivering.

His interactions with a hard-nosed trader and his mischievous and amorous daughter are especially funny.

This is one of my favorite comedies of the 21st century.  It's available on Amazon Prime for pretty cheap to rent.

Highest possible recommendation.

That's all for this time.

Stay smart.  Stay safe.

Jim