'The Black Crown Controversy'
Rhett: So I must be pretty darn special to get to wear the magnetic blanket AND the 'black crown' !
Me: Rhett, it's Sage's magnetic blanket. And Sage's 'black crown'.
Rhett: Ummm, I don't think so. I don't recall seeing either on her lately.
Me: Rhett, you know I am working on something special directly on your hips.
Rhett: It's because I have nicer looking hips than the red one.
Me: You do not have nicer looking hips than the red one Rhett. And she has a name....it's Sage.
Rhett: Yea, yea, yea...I've heard it all before. Sage the wonder horse, Sage the heart horse. Sage the wise one. Blah, blah, blah.
Me: Rhett, play nice!
Rhett: Well, I don't see her in the pokey-dot blanket. But I see ME in the regal white pashmina with the contrasting black accent dots and points.
Me: It is regal looking Rhett. It is fitting for you, the 'King of Horse Pashminas'.
Rhett: The 'black crown' is truly the perfect touch to complete my ensemble.
Me: Ensemble Rhett?? Really?? Ensemble?? Who says that?
Rhett: As I was saying, the 'black crown' is the perfect finishing touch to complete my ensemble. The accent touch of red embedded in the lining is just the right dash of color.
Me: Who are you???? Ensemble? accent touch of red? dash of color??
Rhett: I think the black 'brain crown' is making me smarter. More sophisticated. More confident. Mo' betta !
Me: Well, the 'brain crown' does help you to relax those muscles around your crown chakra, opening you up for intuition and guidance.
Rhett: Yes, all of the above, and because I am special, I get to wear the 'brain crown', which also is a very effective tool for calming horses down. I might add that the 'brain crown' can be used for frontal sinuses, temporo mandibular joint, and first and second cervical vertebra as well as primary acupuncture points in the area.
Me: WHO ARE YOU? That language came straight out of a sales brochure!!!
Rhett: I told you, it makes me smarter and a reader. And it definitely makes me better looking, which is hard to do because I am already eye candy!
Me: What have I created? Do you have a humble bone in your body?
Rhett: Nope, the regal white and black pashmina and black crown took care of any humbleness I might have had! I am gorgeous! I am, hheeeyyy....WTH????
Rhett: HEEEEEYYYY????? What is the red one doing with the 'brain crown' on?? Why is she wearing my crown???
Rhett: Whhhhhhyyyyyyy iiisssss sssshheeee weeeaaarrrinnnnng mmmyyyyy crrrrooowwwnnnnnnn????
Me: Seriously Rhett? Did you know you are having a southern 'hissy fit? And the red one has a name, It's Sage.
Sage: BBBWWWHHHAAAAAHHHAAAA! Rhett's in trouble, Rhett's in trouble. Ooooops, did I say that outloud? It's the 'brain crown', it makes me smarter!
Rhett: Frankly my dears - I don't give a damn.
Me and Sage: Oh....original Rhett, reeeeallll real original !!