As much as I love spending time with the Twinadoes (for those who don’t know, they’re my four-year-old twin grandsons), I do find myself saying some very strange things when I’m with them. Here are a few Weird Words I uttered recently:
You know, I get very nervous when you say “Watch this, Bama.”
No, it doesn’t matter if you can still see out of the leg holes, you can’t wear your underwear on your head.
Of course you’re dizzy. You just threw yourself against the wall five times.
Let him out of that choke hold, his face is turning red.
Sit back down in your seat and stop licking the window.
No, sweetheart, you can’t suck milk up your nose from a straw.
Here are the boys trading tastes of ice cream.
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