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May 9, 2019

I don’t know about you, but around here, May is all about Mother’s Day. I’m a mother, of course. (Hey—six furbabies has to equal at least one human child!) And then there’s Madame Mommy Dearest, who really is the luckiest mom in the world, because she’s got me for a daughter. 😉

I don’t know what The Kittehs have planned to help me celebrate the day—probably a dead mouse🐭 or a nice, wet hairball🤮 to step on in my bare feet the minute I get out of bed—but I’ve already got a few things put away for Madame Mommy Dearest—a new coffee mug, a pair of pajamas with wine glasses all over them, and a bunch of Sudoku books, which I know she loves. But, shhh…don’t tell her! 🤫🎁

So how about you—do you have special plans in mind for your mother? Or are you hoping to get something nice from your kids? 💐😀

Mark Your Calendars!

Two bits of exciting news this month...

#1One Wedding, Two Brides will officially be available as an MP3/Audiobook on May 21, 2019!

I'm so excited about this...about hearing Ryder and Monica's story while I close my eyes and let the words envelop me.😁 I hope you're looking forward to it, too, and will let me know what you think once you've had a chance to listen. 🎧

Oh, and can totally pre-order it now, if you want. 😉

Pre-order ONE WEDDING TWO BRIDES Audiobook

#2 ~ In addition to coming out in Audiobook in May, One Wedding, Two Brides will be on sale the entire month of June for only 99 cents! 😃

That's a pretty good deal, right? So if you haven't already grabbed a copy of my sexy, funny, jilted-bride-meets-grumpy-cowboy in e-book, this is definitely a steal of a deal! 💰💖

Hunk of the Month

Now this is what I call a Mother’s Day treat!

Momma likes…Momma likes a lot. 😍 😘

Did you know...?

So don't pull those dandelions, eh?! 🤨🌼

Especially since...

Just bee kind & love dandelions, okay? 🐝💛 

Just for Fun

Subscriber-Only Giveaway!

This month's Subscriber-Only Giveaway is everything a mother needs to get through life...

💝 a travel mug with the ultra-important message: "If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!" 🍳😴 

💝 The Quotable Woman...a book chock-full of wonderful quotes and bits of advice from ladies much smarter (and wittier) than I could ever hope to be 😉💅

💝 a pack of napkins warning "Beware the cougar in zebra's clothing!" 🐆💃 🦓

💝 and a placard proclaiming the indelible truth of "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." 🙄😆


To enter, fill out the Giveaway Form on my website.  Include “MOTHER’S DAY GIVEAWAY” in the subject line and let me know what you're giving or hoping to receive for Mother's Day this  year. Even if you're only mother to a fur baby or two.😻 (Deadline: midnight EST May 19, 2019)

Happy Mother's Day


Have a wonderful Spring! 🌺 🌸 🌼

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