Three signs your favorite author is really an alien:

1. They refer to themselves as Past Name, Present Name, and Future Name—Obviously these aliens have mastered the 4th dimension and exist on multiple planes at once.

2. They're obsessed with animals—Natural alien behavior, right? A whole new world, a whole new set of different species. They may even have labored under the misconstruction that our pets were the superior beings and kept humans as slaves (kinda makes sense when you consider we provide everything for our pets. I mean. we run after our dogs and pick up their excrement. We let our legs go numb and our bellies achingly empty before we move a cat off our lap. We sing to our birds, touch dead insects to feed our reptiles, and bascially do whatever we can so that our animals will be happy).

3. They do not understand threats and believe something innocuous, like blueberries. to be a weapon of mass destruction—Obviously they once saw someone throw this object at someone else, resulting in grave yet ridiculous injury (completely random example: someone threw a blueberry and it hit someone else in the eye and they fell over and hit their head on a rock and ended up in a five day coma).

So there you have it! Apply this test to all your authors and you'll quickly find out who is human and who is alien.

So... Update?
Yes! Let's do it, let's dig in!

Book 3: On Monday I'm coming off my 2 week forced vacation (forced, because after working every day—including weekends—for the last 18 months, I had a VERY growly hubs who told me I had two choices: a two week vacation or a two month vacation😆) and then I'm digging into book 3! More updates in the next email.

Vacation: My vacation was very needed. Not just for my health (which I've been struggling with ever since I had mono in September) but also mentally. Working such long hours for so many months had left me completely drained, but I spent my vacation relaxing, studying (I LOVE learning about writing, it actually gives me energy), taking a course I'd wanted to take for a long time, playing some ipad games, and starting to plot a spin-off with Dante the dick (Jason's words, not mine). All in between soothing the growly beast I live with, of course, and making sure he saw me eat and drink and relax and all those pesky things he seems to think are so important.

International Cat News: The town politics in a suburb of Fort Worth, Texas are getting catty. See image below.

I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did! If you didn't... well, I never said my humor wasn't weird.

Remember to take the poll below, and I'll see you again on the 23rd of March where I may have exciting news😱 (not a release date! Just letting you all know now so I don't wake up to a mob in my driveaway and blueberry bullets pelting my windows)

 Remember to click the poll above! All the text fields are clickable and I'm addicted to checking your answers!

See you March 23!

xxx

Erica