A joke for the ages!
Majellan Media won the major prize for The Majellan at the Australasian Catholic Press Association Awards (ACPA) in Melbourne last year taking home the Bishop Philip Kennedy Memorial Award for Overall Excellence in a Catholic Publication. We had the award for 12 months but recently had to send it to Perth for the 2023 event to be held in early September.
Jamie, the ACPA treasurer in Perth, arranged for the award to be picked up from our office and flown to Perth. On the outside of the parcel containing the award, we wrote his name and the address of the Archdiocese of Perth.
A lovely woman from the courier company rang our office the same day and spoke to Trish in the mailroom. She told Trish she had a parcel pick up order for someone named ... Archie Dee-oché from Perth.
When she got off the phone and in between fits of laughter, Trish told us what she had been told. The shrieks from the Majellan Media office could be heard all the way to Perth.
No excuses here. English was the courier person’s first language! We are still searching for Archie!
And because Sunday is Father's Day
My neighbour gave me a new roof for free. He said it was on the house.
Did you hear about the elderly man who failed his driving test? He thought it was a crash course.
“Dad, did you get a haircut?” asked his son. The father’s reply, “No, I got them all cut!”
“My son asked me, ‘Can I have a book-mark’? I burst into tears. He’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!
A man’s reaction to his depression medication being stolen. “To whoever did it, I hope you’re happy now.”
A man told his wife, “I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. And I have no idea y.”
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
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