Yehuda Lave, Spiritual Advisor and Counselor

Children misbehave only because they do not know they are holy! Strict limits makes them feel secure. BASIC RULES: 1. SCOLD QUICKLY - no more than a minute. Attack the behavior, not the child. 2. FOCUS ON SOLUTIONS. Be specific, “That (state specifically what it is) is unacceptable.” 4. END WITH HUG: “I love you and trust you.

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THE FINALE!!! Our LAST three of the "50 Busses for 50 Years" summer 2017 campaign honoring the 50 years since the reunification of Israel will be taking place in the next few days!


Buses #49 and #50 - Monday August 14th - (departing at 9:30 am sharp returning 5:30 pm) - Judea & Samaria, trip will include visits to Psagot Winery, Shilo, Mitzpe Yericho and Tomb of Samuel.

ALL BUSES (secured) for BOTH  - 7 Diskin street in Rechavia, Jerusalem.

The buses and trips are FREE of charge, but we will be stopping by local supermarkets for people to be able to purchase their lunchs and snacks to help support the locals and their businesses (or you can bring your own).

Please reserve your seat ASAP via this link https://goo.gl/forms/fkxoVa63WCNwlzqa2

Lets show these beautiful communities that WE CARE! SHARE THE LOVE!

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I bring this up becasue of (Martin Landau)'s death

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Martin S. Bergmann, Philosopher From Crimes And Misdemeanors, Dies January 28, 2014 

 

Martin S. Bergmann has passed away, aged 100. If his name is not immediately recognisable to Woody Allen fans, you will know his minor, but acclaimmed role. He played Professor Louis Levy in Crimes And Misdemeanors, the subject of Allen’s documentary in that film. The touchingly human perofrmance in a dark film, his story anchors Allen’a masterpiece.

From the New York Times obit:

A Freudian known for his erudition — he was the author of scholarly books on love, psychoanalysis, history and religion — Mr. Bergmann landed in “Crimes and Misdemeanors” entirely by chance, through a student of his who happened to know the casting director.

As the student was aware, Mr. Allen was looking for a tweedy, white-haired, European-sounding psychoanalyst to portray Professor Louis Levy, a humanistic philosopher. In the movie, a dark comedy about marriage and its discontents, Mr. Allen plays a filmmaker at work on a documentary about Levy, who is seen only in film clips.

Mr. Bergmann fit the bill. Introduced to Mr. Allen, he answered his searching questions about philosophical matters like love, life and death. Twenty minutes later, as The Philadelphia Inquirer reported in 1989, Mr. Allen told him, “You’ll do.”

Much of Levy’s dialogue in the film was extemporized by Mr. Bergmann along similar philosophical lines.

“Human happiness does not seem to have been included in the design of creation,” Mr. Bergmann, as Levy, says. “It is only we, with our capacity to love, that give meaning to the indifferent universe.”

Mr. Bergmann, whose professional training let him put his finger instantly on the operative question in almost any situation, did wonder why, if Mr. Allen wanted a philosopher, he did not simply cast a philosopher.

“I asked him that question,” Mr. Bergmann told Newsday in 1989. “He didn’t answer.”

http://www.woodyallenpages.com/2014/01/martin-s-bergmann-philosopher-from-crimes-and-misdemeanors-dies/

ELVIS PRESLEY "Don't Be Cruel" on The Ed Sullivan Show 1957

 

 

The year was 1917 (This will boggle your mind

 

What a difference a century makes!

 

Here are some statistics for the Year 1917:  

  • The average life expectancy for men was 47 years.
  • Fuel for cars was sold in drug stores only.
  • Only 14 percent of the homes had a bathtub.
  • Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone.
  • The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph.
  • The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower.
  • The average US wage in 1910 was 22 cents per hour.
  • The average US worker made between $200 and $400 per year.
  • A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year.
  • A dentist $2,500 per year.
  • A veterinarian between $1,500 and $4,000 per year.
  • And, a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year.
  • More than 95 percent of all births took place at home
  • Ninety percent of all Doctors had NO COLLEGE EDUCATION!
  • Instead, they attended so-called medical schools, many of which were condemned in the press AND the government as "substandard."
  • Sugar cost four cents a pound.
  • Eggs were fourteen cents a dozen.
  • Coffee was fifteen cents a pound.
  • Most women only washed their hair once a month, and, used Borax or egg yolks for shampoo.

 

  • Canada passed a law that prohibited poor people from entering into their country for any reason.
  • The Five leading causes of death were:
  1. Pneumonia and influenza
  2. Tuberculosis
  3. Diarrhea
  4. Heart disease
  5. Stroke

 

  • The American flag had 45 stars ...
  • The population of Las Vegas, Nevada was only 30.
  • Crossword puzzles, canned beer, and iced tea hadn't been invented yet.
  • There was neither a Mother's Day nor a Father's Day.
  • Two out of every 10 adults couldn't read or write.
  • And, only 6 percent of all Americans had graduated from high school.
  • Marijuana, heroin, and morphine were all available over the counter at local corner drugstores.
  • Back then pharmacists said, "Heroin clears the complexion, gives buoyancy to the mind, regulates the stomach, bowels, and is, in fact, a perfect guardian of health!" (Shocking?)
  • Eighteen percent of households had at least one full-time servant or domestic help...
  • There were about 230 reported murders in the ENTIRE U.S.A.!

 

I am now going to forward this to someone else without typing it myself. From there, it will be sent to others all over the WORLD all in a matter of seconds!

It is impossible to imagine what it may be like in another 100 years

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The Ed Sullivan Show — '71 Melanie - Official Page of Melanie Safka Melanie - Official Page of Melanie Safka

Clever Definitions...for my intellectual readership..

 

BEAUTY PARLOR
A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS
The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage.

INFLATION
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better.

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority.

SECRET
A story you tell to one person at a time.


TOOTHACHE
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW
One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.

YAWN
An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES
Something other people have....similar to my character lines.

OLD
I very quietly confided to my friend that I was having an Affair.
She turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?"
. . . And that, my friend, is the definition of 'OLD'!!!

 

 

 

Word wizardry

 

A will is a dead giveaway.

 

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

 

A backward poet writes inverse.

 

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

 

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

 

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

 

You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

 

He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

 

A calendar's days are numbered.

 

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

 

He had a photographic memory which never developed.

 

The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

 

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

 

When you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.

 

If you jump off a bridge in Paris, you are in Seine.

 

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

 

Santa's little helpers are subordinate clauses.

 

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

 

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference, who

acquired his size from too much pi.

 

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be

an optical Aleutian.

 

She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

 

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

 

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was prosecuted for littering.

 

Two silk-worms had a race; the result was a tie.

 

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

 

I wondered why the football kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

 

A sign on the lawn at a drug rehabilitation centre said 'Keep off the

Grass.

 

Don't join dangerous cults; practice safe sects.

Lost in the 60's --video clips to remind us

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